Monday, January 10, 2011

Happy Nut Sack!!

...or in laymans terms:  Happy New Year!

First off, my sincerest apologies for leaving you little hams for so long.  My laziness has reached new & epic proportions.  Well, its not only laziness, its also the fact that I THOROUGHLY enjoyed my holiday season & took my own sweet-ass time getting back into the swing of things.

Heres what I wore today:


courtesy of Kanga
 tunic: Zara
leggings: Aritzia
rosary necklace: Aldo Acessories
socks: stolen from brother
boots: Urban Outfitters
hair: looking uber-fierce today - god bless hot rollers

As you can see, I became quite a little chunk over the holidays.  Its not even that I ate that much, its more that I drank myself into oblivion.  At 29 yrs. old, alcohol effects my body differently than it used to - I cant recover from it as fast anymore.  Therefore, after inspecting many a holiday photo, Ive decided to take all pictures at the BEGINNING of the night - before I get my drink on.  Ive noticed that when Im drunk, I look extremely pale & puffy in photos.....as well as I get a kinda "lazy-eye" thing going on (a la NeNe Leakes from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.)  God bless my little liver, I guess it can only handle so much.......


On a more scandalous note, I have some amazing/embarassing/funny/inappropriate/awful/mind-boggling stories from all the holiday parties I went to......more on that throughout the week.......


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