MORE IMPORTANTLY lets talk about the rock. 18 muthafuckin carats. Work bitch! And I adore the fact that its not a same ol' same ol' diamond...but a beautiful sapphire. And I WORSHIP the fact that its Lady Di's engagement ring. No joke: that was a very sweet way for Big Willy to honour his mother....I think hes a keeper because you can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his mother. ANYWAYS back to Lady Di........talk about a woman who deserved the title of "Lady!" I think she held herself with a lot of class & dignity......she really was the "People's Princess." Of course, I LOVE how after she & Charles got divorced she dated a filthy rich Egyptian (daddy owned Harrod's & The Ritz in Paris), and the icing on the cake thats he was a big ol' Muslim!! Way to say FUCK YOU to the impossible ideals the Royal Family (& society in general) subjected her to. ALLUH AL AKBAR!!
Check out Diana's shorts.....very FIERCEWITHAHIGHWAIST:
While we're on the subject of big ol' stank-ass filthy rocks, lets take a look at some other iconic engagement rings:
The "Bennifer" Ring.....only the goddess herself could pull this shit off....and no matter what anyone says, I'll never be fooled by the rocks that she got:
The "Newlyweds" Ring......I normally hate pear-shaped rocks, but this was a stunner. Plus Jessica Simpson didnt even have to put out to get that ring.......that bitch had skills:
The "Convert to Judaism" Ring.....EXACTLY what I want when Im engaged.....ONLY BIGGER:
33.19 carats. Completely vulgar & perfect for bitch-slapping........JUST LIKE MOI!
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