It's Britney Bitch......and I'm Back

I landed in Toronto last nite at midnight and apparently winter happened while I was gone.  Travelling is truly an amazing thing - I woke up looking at a warm, sunny beach and went to bed wrapped in flannel looking at flurries.  I was so exhausted by the time I touched down in Toronto I was in a foul mood & gave Canada Customs some serious attitude - which quickly led to them thoroughly searching all my belongings (but not my anus, thank God).  Even tho I acted like a total bitch during the search, I dont think I gave off a "drug mule" kinda vibe, but I do think they thought I did some serious shopping in the States (which unfortunatly I did not) and wasn't claiming all of my purchases.  Plus they checked the linings and zippers on ALL my Louis Vuitton luggage.....not for traces of smack, but for tell-tale signs of it being counterfeit.  It wasnt, and I left feeling incredibly violated.

Between the long plane ride, the Customs fiasco, my exhaustion & dread of having to wake up early for work - I was done-zo.  It's funny, but even tho I was feeling absolutely miserable, it was the little things that brought me a lot of comfort: washing my face, putting on my pj's, sleeping in my own bed, the way my condo smells, hugging my dog.  As bad as my attitude was, I was filled with a sense of gratitude for the simple comforts of home.....and thats a sentiment I should strive to feel more often.

SO ANYWAYS, I also enjoyed something naughty.....a filthy little pleasure I indulge in from time to time.  I by no means consider myself a smoker, but once in a while, MAN OH MAYUN a cigarette really hits the spot.  Of course, being the biggest GIRL on the planet, I can only handle those skinny little menthol bitch-sticks.....and to this day I still cant finish a whole one.  Some people keep an ice pack in their freezers in case of emergencies, I prefer this:

Benson & Hedges Menthol Superslims (Im a girl, I know) & my favourite lighter that a man with only 1 tooth gave me in the Dominican Republic.

FIERCEWITHAHIGHWAIST